Day one was supposed to take a day. The room broke the first seal in about five hours, then kept going until it had touched the chairs nearly five times over. Seal one is gone. There is not a single scar on the cloth.

So we spent the rest of the day rebuilding the game around how you actually played it. This is stage two.

The Sheet Comes Off

At midnight Eastern the bedsheet lifts off every chair at once, live, on every screen. Under it is what has been waiting there since the airdrop: the chains and the wax seals. One of them is already broken. Five to go.

Keep your chair open at midnight. Better, open the lobby and watch it happen together.

The Clock

Every day now starts at midnight Eastern, on the dot, and lasts exactly 24 hours.

• The goal decides if the seal breaks. The clock decides when the next day starts. Hit the goal early and the seal breaks right then (never sooner than three hours in, so every time zone gets a turn).
• The rest of the day is overtime. Every touch still counts for your chair, and the leaderboard keeps moving.
• Miss the goal and the seal tears anyway, leaving a scar on the cloth forever, and the next day starts six hours late for everyone.

Day Two's Goal

Day two's goal is set by the crowd: nine tenths of everything the room touched on day one. You played hard, so it is big. Seal two needs the whole room.

Rebalanced

• Stray Cucks blasts now score far more on your chair than on day one (a blast scores far more than a hand tap right now), and tips score triple. Neither has any cap. We peg the blast value to the Stray Cucks floor each night, so sweeping the floor and firing your cucks pays back several times over the week.
• Hand taps: a chair scores up to 2,000 an hour, plus 1,000 more for every Stray Cuck its owner holds. One person can tap up to 3,000 an hour, or up to 5,000 on a chair whose owner holds cucks, so a chair with a big cap fills faster with friends.
• A blast is worth 0.4% of the day's goal. Bigger goals make bigger blasts: on day two a single blast is worth over 1,500 touches toward the seal, and a big block of points on your chair's score right now (the first 10 blasts at one chair each day count in full, the next 10 half, then a quarter, so no single chair runs away with it).
• You fire your cucks yourself. Open Chair Power on any chair page, or tap Fire my cucks on the Chair Checker, connect, sign. Free, no gas. Each cuck recharges 12 hours later. Empty seats fire two.

New: Overdrive

Overtime now pays. From day two, when the room reaches 130% of the day's goal, every Stray Cuck recharges at once. Reach 175% and they all recharge again. Keep throwing after the seal breaks: it refills everyone's ammo.

New: Know Where You Stand

Open your chair and it tells you, right under its name, where it ranks and exactly how many points get it to the next band:

• Top 150: Attentive, +1 Aura roll
• Top 50: Devoted, +2
• Top 10: Obsessed, +3
• First place: The Most Touched, +5

Right now only about a quarter of the chairs have scored at all. The top 150 is wide open. A few touches on your own chair puts it in.

New: See Your Odds

Open Boosts on your chair and it shows how many Aura rolls your chair has banked and your real odds: every roll is a 2% shot at Blessed or better and a 0.4% shot at Chair-Touched, the rarest. Every whole dollar tipped to your chair adds a roll, up to 20.

New: Your Chair's Stats on OpenSea

Every chair now shows its live Rank, Points, Aura Rolls, Tips and Chair Blessings as traits on OpenSea. Sort the collection by Points and you can see which chairs are already climbing. The score belongs to the chair, so it goes wherever the chair goes.

Tips Hit Harder

A tip no longer just explodes. It throws the chair. A grenade knocks it over, a whip yanks it across the floor, lightning flings it, and a meteor launches it off the walls. Lightning and meteors leave the floor burning for up to half a minute. Drop an anvil and see what happens.

Every screen sees the same throw, at the same moment.

Fixed Today

We would rather tell you than have you wonder.

• Android wallets: MetaMask and Rabby on Android load a moment late, and the site missed them. Fixed.
• Chairs hidden on OpenSea: OpenSea tucks airdrops into a Hidden tab. Find my chair now links straight to your chair on OpenSea and to your profile, with the steps to unhide it.
• Tips: our tip watcher fell behind this afternoon and missed a few tips, then briefly counted some old ones twice. Every chair's tips now match the chain exactly, and every missed tip has been credited.
• Chair Power was rebuilt: pick your wallet, see every cuck you hold and when it recharges, and fire with one button.

Watch It Live

The lobby now shows the shared chair live as people throw it, plus how many people are watching and playing right now. There is also a stream view of the room, the leaderboard and every blast, built for streaming.

The Short Version

• The sheet comes off at midnight Eastern. Every day starts at midnight now.
• Seal two needs the whole room. Overtime has Overdrive: every cuck recharges at 130% and 175%.
• Your chair shows its rank and the points to the next band. The top 150 is wide open.
• Boosts shows your Aura rolls and your real odds. Chair stats are live on OpenSea.
• Tips throw the chair now. Fire your cucks.

Play: hexlock.straycucks.com/find

Fire your cucks: hexlock.straycucks.com/chairs

Chairs: opensea.io/collection/hexlock

Cucks: opensea.io/collection/stray-cucks

The first article: hexlock.straycucks.com/chairdrop

Cuck around and find out.